POTUS

Secret Service codename/acronym for President of the United States

Secret Service officer 1:POTUS is at buckeye(camp david)
Secret Service officer 2: Roger that

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cdiskit

play on seabicuit; albeit completely unrelated. refers to the act of moving a file or folder to the root of the c:\ drive.

(tom and bob are messing around on the computer)
tom: whats this shortcut for on the desktop?
bob: i dunno, why dont you cdiskit in case its useful.
tom: ok

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exoob

expert at something particular, opposite of noob

person a:that exoob is totally pwning!
person b:he makes us look like noobs!

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Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

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jus'sec

contracted form of just a sec(ond); not to be taken literally

Tom:come on were gonna be late!
Joe:jus'sec i gotta finish this up!

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