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Beer had without the um wife finding out. Something like that but not that, you get what I'm saying.
"Did you just have a dirty beer?"
"No, I didn't, it was cleaner than a virgin."
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An individual who is regularly seen to be high on ecstacy. Not only being an avid user of the drug, they also have a tendency to be a complete dog. One is advised not to speak of or present a pill within the presence of said dog.
"You been on the dogs again?"
"Yeah mate, bloody love em"
"Fuck me, you're a pingdogger"
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Australian Rhyming slang for cash.
How much splash you got on you?
You got the splash?
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Not this Wednesday, but the Wednesday after.
"I'm having a shindig Wednesday"
"Wednesday?"
"Oh nah, Wednesday Wednesday."
"Ahh, Wednesday Wednesday. Yeah sweet i'll be there with a slab and ho's."
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A young being from the greater Shire of Moonee Valley. Often mistaken for a Gallapogas Penguin.
"Hey Patters, Oh shit its just that Gallapogas Penguin"
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It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.
- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"
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What all of the other definitions say. They truly are useless creatures.
"I hate emos, I want them to die. They rub their emo-ness of on cats."
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