Pumpkin Fucker

A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"

A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.

Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.

Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.

Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!

Luke- Do you think I could get her number??

Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!

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