mcgreevey

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

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spoiler

A candidate in a campaign whose chances of winning are near zero but still may garner enough votes as to cause the loss of one of the leading candidates.

Ralph Nader was a spoiler in the 2000 elections, he took votes from Al Gore.

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dah

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

Person A: Is Garrett dum?
Me: Dah.

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Power Move

When a girl asks a guy out instead of the other way around. Can be very disconcerting.

Whoa, she totally puled a power move on me last night.

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thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

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Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

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snow day

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

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