Power Move

When a girl asks a guy out instead of the other way around. Can be very disconcerting.

Whoa, she totally puled a power move on me last night.

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thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

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XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

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Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

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Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

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Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

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Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

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