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When its gone pear shaped.
Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped
Guy: Wounded
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soft in the head argricultural types
"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
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Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.
Guy: Its done a shire
Girl: Yup
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