skin

1. A commonly used, extremely comfy fabric that makes the very best clothing; Sunday best.

2. A highly desirable material that can serve for almost any purpose

3. A delicious snack or addition to any meal. Has every vitamin ever known and gives you a thirty minute orgasm when your tongue comes in contact with the godly substance.

4. A verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, conjunction, or any other form of English. Can use as a comeback, defeating anything that was previously said. Yelling SKIN every now and then is always appropriate and extremely healthy, spices up any conversation.

-Hey Hannibal! Where did you get that nice suit?
-I want to wear your skin.

-Hey, can I try some of that?
-Sure
(eats)
-Wow! Thats one bitching snack!

-Your a fag!
- ... im gonna wear your SKIN
-holy shit! I'm outta here! *cries like shelby whenever anything doesn't go her way*

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monstertard

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.

-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**

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