When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.
*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"
Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"
11π 3π
When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"
18π 6π
When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sautΓΒ© in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
8π 1π
After a baby loses its first tooth, you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole
"My cousin lost her first tooth, so I decided to just bust out the tectum. It felt sooo good rubbing against my rectum."
7π 6π
When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.
"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"
12π 5π
Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)
When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
26π 4π
Pissing all over yourself, letting it dry, then rolling around in a relatives bed.
"I got home from spring break to find out my grandma decided to pull a plissy all over my new Nascar bed sheets!"
8π 4π