Steamy Heap

When someone takes a big corn filled heap of shit, leaving the toilet clogged.

Larry took a big steamy heap all over my chest yesterday

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Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.