Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

Vegruary

/ˈvɛdʒrʊəri/

the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month

"I hope that you enjoy that burger because Vegruary starts tomorrow!"

Passionaught

/ˈpaʃ(ə)n ɔ t/

A person that lacks passion and enthusiasm.

"He never shows any enthusiasm. He's a passionaught!"

Rexpert

/ˈrɛkspə t/

A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.

"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

Figlang

/ˈfɪɡˈlaŋɡ/

a syllabic abbreviation for Figurative Language.

"I need to add some more figlang into my writing."

Nillionaire

/nɪljəˈnɛ /

A person that acts like they have a lot of money but really they are broke.

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."

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