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Fighteous

/ˈfʌɪtʃəs/

1. having a justifiable reason to oppose or fight for (someone or something.)

2. a fighter that's very good; excellent.

"We need fighteous people to stand-up to this tyranny!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021


Heart of Pyrite

a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.

"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021


Jabble

jab(ə)l/

talk rapidly and harshly about another person.

"He jabbled about his ex-girlfriend all night."

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021


Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.

Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020


Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020


Clapables

/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.

"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.

by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021


Strafro

/str'afrəʊ/

A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.

"I can't wait to go to the barbers, my hair looks like a strafro at the moment."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020