brain

1. (n., adj., adv., v.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy

2. (n.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word

"The Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."

Person 1: "Jackson went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "He went to a brain."

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brain

1. (n.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy

2. (n., adj., adv., v.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word

"That Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."

Person 1: "We went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "You went to a brain."

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Planebreak

The act or state of breaking the invisible plane of a man's mouth with a penis, the efficiency of which is judged by the distance that the penis travels beyond the border of the receiver's open lips without the two participants actually touching at any point. Both participants must be heterosexual males with the intent of performing the act for the dissatisfaction or disgust of other males.

"That party would've lasted all night had it not been for those two freaks planebreaking each other."

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Negative 13

The belief or proposal that the thirteenth amendment to the United States Constitution should be abolished, therefore reinstituting slavery; following the logic that Abraham Lincoln was so tall because he was in fact a black man selectively bred for height who escaped slavery and posed as a white lawyer from Illinois with the goal of becoming president and irrationally freeing the slaves

"Although they are publicly supportive of minorities, conservative Republicans believe strongly in the negative 13 platform."

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