milk shoes

Milk shoes is when you are so poor you have to cut up old plastic milk containers and wear them as shoes.

Kody: Dude... I need to make me a new pair of milk shoes

Matt: Word up bitch. Thems lookin raggedy.

Derek: Hell yeah.

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shoe sledding

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.

Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.