sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip

I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.

fiend

(verb) To scrounge desired items by any means necessary.
(noun) A person who implements the verb form of fiend.

Mike: Dude, its cashed.
Fiendy McFiend: Fuck you, there's at least two more hits in that!

Mike: Ew dude, stop fiending the morsels of my bread crust.

Mike: Holy shit, that guy rounded up like twenty asians to fiend the answers for that math test.

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