Swass

Swamp Ass. See also Swat

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.

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Shiny Fu

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.

Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!

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Swat

Swamp Twat. See also Swass and Marathon Snatch

When she stood up her swat left a wet mark on the bench. Gotta love hot days.

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situasianal awareness

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

Genetic Dumpster

(n). A baby carriage; pram

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

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Marathon Snatch

The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.

Don't stand too close to the finish line, there's some mean Marathon Snatch whafting around...

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ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

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