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The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it
A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis
Just a dude who is completely out of it
Matthewis such a dang jankster