Canadian Buffalo Spirit

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.

After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.

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