claudying

claudying/a claudier (claw-dee-uh-r) - somebody who constantly jelqs in public with his hands in his pockets but claims not to
alternatively: claudius (I think this comes from the roman empire TikTok trend)

Liam is back at it again, hes claudying as always
bro look at Mark, dude hes his hands in his pockets hes being such a claudius again

Curly

Adjective describing a person known to hold other people to high standards they themselves don't adhere to (a twisted person)

Dude Mark is such a curly mf, he was totally doing the same thing and gaslighting me