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Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 9, 2004

48πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by Matthew January 30, 2004

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 9, 2003

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

30πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003

57πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


comedy central

The best network on tv period

southpark is on it duh

by Matthew December 12, 2003

244πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Man I'll bring you a cd

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.

"Man I'll bring you a cd"

by Matthew July 25, 2003

10πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž