Breakup Bravado

A state of mind one is in after a breakup. Large life changing choices are made, though rarely followed up on. Upon reflection, one questions what the hell one was thinking.

Jill: Weren't you going to join the army after Alice left you?

Jack: I was, but it was just breakup bravado.

STR

Sexually Transmitted Religion (STR) is when an individual finds themselves becoming involved with a faith, organized religion, creed, or lifestyle that they otherwise would not have were it not for a relationship. Specifically it refers to someone getting involved with something unhealthy or incompatible with their own personal beliefs for the sake of the relationship.

Jack: Did you hear about my brother?
Jill: Yeah I heard he started going to those weird meetings outside of town.
Jack: Don't worry, it's just an STR.

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Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

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