Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

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world peace

Yeah, right. Like it's going to ever happen.

Acheiving world peace is equivalent to trying to find any sign of intelligence in what a woman says.

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cadbury

British chocolate. Made by a company that's been around for 300 years.

I tried a Cadbury chocolate bar, and I never ate anything from Hershey again.

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Muscle Tunnel

A soft, moist, dark space for your pleasure.

Bullock is jealous that of all the guys who get to use muscle tunnels. He must live vicariously through everyone else. He does not have a muscle to tunnel into.