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To Ignore someone, or something
Stop pieing my txts,or ahll glass u!
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The act of kissing/snogging/making out with another person.
Guy1: Did you blaze Natallie last night?
Guy2: Yes, I was really drunk!
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The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).
The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!
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The feeling you get the day after you have just witnessed a Muse concert - It's a depressing feeling, knowing that you will have to wait ages to see them again. Can last up to a week.
Guy1: I was at a Muse concert last night
Guy2: Yeh was it good?
Guy1: Of course it was good, it's Muse! - but now I have post muse blues :(
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The space between a woman's vage and anis!
I licked her Vage - It tasted of piss shit sweat and cum all at the same time :(
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