kentucky hot brown

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

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safety sniff

Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.

Thank God I did a safety sniff, I pulled it out, drug it across my nose and puked right in the bitches face. Had my face been any closer to her diseased hell hole I probably would have drowned on my own puke, what a whore-hound.

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