Cat Trick

When you jerk off a male cat 3 times in the time span of a day.

My right arm sure was tired after I did the cat trick with Gary Lazereyes!

Bumbazaar

A musical instrument that is created by stretching two rubber bands over a dog's asshole and plucking them with your teeth.

We should start a band together, I'll play the Juze Harp, and you could play the bumbazaar.

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blagging

Wasting time on the internet, i.e. surfing, checking email, facebook, etc.

John didn't socialize with anybody because he was too busy blagging on web forums.

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black mexican

A mixed drink containing black coffee and a shot of tequila

Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.

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