broment

A legit moment with, or involving, bros.

"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."

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gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.

Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."