Dixie Chick's disease

for more information see Teleprosy

"Did you watch Olbermann last night? It was ridickulumulus."

"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."

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Dumbrella

1.) a survival tool it's raining stupid.
2.) the only defense against the ridickulumulus.

"its raining dim, hallelujah its raining dim...."

" 'Example doesn't use the word Dumbrella. Use the word in a sentence.' - wish my browser had a dumbrella plugin"

ridickulumulus

1.) a dense puffy type of cloud, usually consisting of concentrated DUMB having a dull face and retarded outlines often piled up like an imbecile.
2.) a person who actively seeks to rain bullshit upon persons lacking a dumbrella.
3. Something so unquantifiably awesome that it can only be appreciated by the momentary retardation that witnessing it results in.

1 & 3) "Wow. That gaggle of oompaloompas just tried to sell me hamster insurance. How ridickulumulus is that??"

2) "No, considering you've tried to pull that one on me multiple times this week, I would say that YOU are ridickulumulus, dude."

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teleprosy

Function: Noun
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.

His words completely drowned out the dying screams of my brain cells as they succombed enmasse to his virulent strain of teleprosy.

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