Nerm

The act in which a dead (splay-legged and splay-armed) body falls from a set of rafters, and lands unerringly onto a living person.

Jessica entered the studio, letting out a sigh of relief. It had been a hard day at work, and she was ready to sit down with some chai, her painting, and some good old Lionel Richie. As the door clicked shut, and the lock sunk home, the body of her former boyfriend slipped free of it's temporary home, and nermed her hard, across her shoulders.

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