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When you go into a crowded elevator, wait until the doors close and fart.
Of course, just when I have to go to the top floor, someone laysdown an alchwitz.
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bio·di·si·ac Pronunciation Key (Bio-dz-k, -dz-)
adj.
1. When a part of the anatomy drives a woman into a state of uncontrollible lust.
2. A penis that is so lage that a woman cannot control her sexual desires.
3. People that get turned on by getting pissed or shit on.
Bitch... crack-a-lack, roll that back right along my biodisiac!
When you fart and the sound that accompianies it sounds like Chewbacca's scream.
A guy is standing in the bathroom, tries to shit but only a Chewbacca butt comes out. Accordingly, the theme song to Empire Strikes Back starts to play through the intercom.
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a female that sleeps with everyone
Jasmine is a hoe, because i slept with her yesterday and you slept with her today
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Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)
As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.
Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?
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