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The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.
"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
The act of vomiting in your spouses asshole, mostly done to women and lesbian couples after eating a large quantity of food.
"Oh shit Linda, I'm merfing right now"
"It's okay, just make sure you clean it up afterwards"
A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.
Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife
I'm being forked right now
The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"
"I don't fucking care"
The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.
"I'm cow edging"