Uvula Slammer

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.

Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"

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garbarf

A mixture of garbage and human vomit. Often found on hotel truck docks and around homeless shelters.

Yuck! I stepped in a honkin' puddle of garbarf this morning!!

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Snotblobalicious

The gratifying experience when you have a cold and you snort a blob of snot through your nasal passages and it slides down your throat and into your stomach.

Matt: "Wow that sneeze was snotblobalicious"
Andrew: "That was disgusting!!!!"

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Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.

Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"

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nu-nu doinker

Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.

The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.

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stinkfilth

An icky puddle of stinky goo.

"Andrew tracked in a pile of stinkfilth all over my new carpet"!!!

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Broggle

Any unidentifiable small piece of lint or crumb.

The resturant table was covered in broggles so we moved to another table.

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