Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.

Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!

A-word

The word ass, arse, a**hole or a**ehole (a euphemism that one can use to refer to the word(s) without actually saying it).

I cannot believe he said the A-word in front of me!

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Argee

For people that can't spell agree correctly.

Girl: I love watching videos on YouTube.

Boy: I argee with you.

Makeing

For people that can't spell making correctly.

I'm makeing a video that will get so many views.

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Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

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Hassle

Due to the pronunciation of the word hassle that reminds people of the word a**hole, it can be used as a euphemism for a**hole.

He's a total hassle!

Bullcrud

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!