Dumbalpshole

A much funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$hole without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalpshole!

Bottomhole

1. The anus

2. Another word for a**hole without swearing

You stupid bottomhole!!

Confound it!

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

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Corksucker

A replacement for c**ksucker when you don't want to swear.

You're a fricking corksucker!

Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.

Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!

Makeing

For people that can't spell making correctly.

I'm makeing a video that will get so many views.

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Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

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