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Become.
A change from the active to the passive.
Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago." instead of "Dinosaurs became extinct millions of years ago.
A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.
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The northern latitudes of Australia. States in the Deep North are generally poorer, hotter, more humid, more conservative, and more prone to cyclones than its more poleward cousins. In the USA, this would be called the Deep South.
A: "I can't believe my fellow Queenslanders voted against gay marriage."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."
A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.
I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!
To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.
From cry + climax.
From reddit: "My girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now."
âremotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please masturbate, it clears your head
âmf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don't think about her when you're doing it
âspeedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.
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A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.
You're lucky you stayed home: it was Ugly Day at the gym today!
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An American who has been living in another country long enough to understand that/why the people in that country feel antipathy toward Americans, and is modifying their behaviour/educating themselves to overcome those deficiencies.
From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".
No, it's all right, you can invite Crandall to Grandpère's birthday: he's a recovering American.
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