raped

1)Describes the removal or theft of your property by some muggy rat bastard.
2)Can describe abusive reconfiguring of somebody's Facebook profile without their knowledge.

1) "I'm so hungry; that filthy rat Clive raped my fridge"
2) "Clive raped my Facebook and made me look quite the fool!"

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fly catcher

A person who ambles around in a permanently gormless and confused state.

Matt: "Who's that spaced-out tool?"
Charlie: "That's fly catcher. He's an idiot."

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