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Alex

Alex is the most amazing girl you could ever meet. She is beautiful in every way the word beautiful could be used. Her life is one that everyone wants to get involved in and everyone who meets her says she has the brightest spirit and the most loving heart. Alex knows when to laugh and knows when to be serious. She also knows she to cry and knows when not to yet she does it anyways.
If she says she misses you then it certainly is true and that means you are a big deal and should feel honored. She is the most lovable person you could ever meet; and shes the kind of girl every guy wants to have their arm around and call their own. She so much fun to be with. She'll make you laugh she'll make you cry. But at the end of the day you'll always ask yourself whether or not you love her and the answer will always be a definitive "yes!".
She loves to be complimented and everyone loves to compliment her. Her smile will brighten the worst of days and will make you appreciate life more. Books could written about her endless beauty.

The one who marries her is the one who can say that they've one.

Hey babe, i love you Alex
How was your day Alex, i hope it was the best you could imagine!
You're so beautiful Alex!

by Matty J-Mac March 27, 2020

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Barbequesauce Man

'Barbeque sauce man' is a glorious title given to the highest office in the land. He rules over all who exist and shall cause havoc on those who defy. He is well known for ruining small children's lives.

"Ay have you seen 'Barbequesauce man', don't want to get on his badside today!"
"'Barbequesauce man' took my family after he took my childhood"

by Matty J-Mac May 10, 2019

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barbequesauce man

boob

bro I just barbequesauce man

by Matty J-Mac May 10, 2019

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