ignarted

To ignite flatulence with a combustible device such as a lighter.

1. I used the Bunsen burner and ignarted yesterday in chemistry lab.
2. I singed my ball hair when I ignarted the other day.

Pterodactyl

A sexual act. The male, or appropriately equipped individual, performs doggie-style coitus on their partner. Upon nearing climax said individual will grasp the sheets, or bed coverings, and display them as they are wings. This individual begins to flap their newly acquired, "wings." This individual then squawks, simulating the sound a Pterodactyl makes while completing the process of coitus.

I went full Pterodactyl on her ass last night.
I tried to give her the Pterodactyl but she flipped out when I started flapping my sheet-wings and screaming.

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Ducking

Like, "Fucking," but with ducks. Likely used accidentally when using an iPhone to type, "Fucking."

I am so ducking awesome.