Napa Valley Style

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

Team Photo

n. -The entire group of your sexual history, if they were to congregate together and take a photograph together, ala a football team's picture during a season.

I was thinking about my Team Photo, and I can't believe the amount of Fatties that showed up for it.