Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

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Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

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