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The italian mafia, apparently invented by Jack, and stolen by me. Wear pinstripes and drive around in cars, shooting people with tommy guns.

(-(-.(-.-).-)-) - give us the money, kid, or we'll blow your fucking brains out.

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log

A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.

Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."

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