Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5â5â with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isnât appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Guy 1: hey bro did you hear about maugh?
Guy 2: no? What is maugh?
Guy 1: MAUGH BALLS