Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"

That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.

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midnight pocket

Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.

Slip it in her midnight pocket.

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Goofenbocker

Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"

I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."

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Ape Mode

When new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the Man-Apes discover the monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

When I found out that Suzie was creepin' with Mark I just about went Ape Mode.

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Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.

I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.

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Joggo Bomb

A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.

I'll trade you my shark bites for that Joggo Bomb!