Euroslut

Non-Europeans who continually speak of the greatness of Europe and all that is European, despite living nowhere near Europe or hailing from a European country. Eurosluts commonly enjoy spending time taking long walks through any European city in springtime, drinking wine or spirits over long lunches, and paying exorbitant amounts of money for gas, or, petrol if you will. They have the ability to work Europe into any conversation on any topic. Though a fairly common trait amongst them but not widely know by non-Eurosluts, they also have a penchant for buggery.

If you love Europe so much, quit talking about it and do us all a favor and move there.... Euroslut!!!!

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kabouche

–verb (used with object)
-pronounced: Ka-boo-sh.
To wish evil upon someone or something. To hex, bewitch, spell, bedevil or curse.

Mother "Put that down before you hurt yourself!"

Child (muttering under breath) "I kabouche you with hot lava!"

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typoglyicemia

The abltiey to raed jbibreish. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn barin deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

paelse see avobe dfnitieion.

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