Meleri

Meleri is a strange and peculiar creature. She is known to be sat in the final carriage on merseyrail on her own sniffing Cheeto dust. She is known to be wearing a gold blazer and alight the train at Birkenhead north and Wallasey village.

Despite her being so strange she is very beautiful and kind. She often shares her crisps with the general public like a irl Cinderella.

“Oh Meleri is so beautiful eating her crisps”

Nicole

Often referred to as nipple

She is a sweet person and also husband of harry styles. She absolutely despises philosophy and has a personal hate club on Plato himself. Her guilty pleasure is epq with Liv and Bekah.

Oh Nicole is so strange