daller

equals one googlenth of a penny. Can be used to confuse when making a deal.

Cashier: That will be 25 dollars sir.

You quickly repeat what they say except replace dollar with daller.

Cashier: Yes that is correct.

You: ok here's a penny, keep the change.

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Panty Grits

The litle white crumbs that are sometimes found in a womans panties or in their poon shaft.

I bolted when I looked down and saw that she had panty grits.

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Gayass Station

Used to mock someone who has to purchase gas.

Hey bro, your shit's on empty. Looks like you gotta go to the gayass station.

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chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.

Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties!

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cat head biscuit

When you bury your cat up to their head and then run over it with a lawnmower

Garfield pissed in my closet so I gave him a cat head biscuit.

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gayass

Gas or petrol. To be used to mock someone who has to purchase gas.

Hey Dad, wasn't your first job pumping gayass at the shell sation?

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strunion

A sexual manuever acomplished by the male who is in a standing position holding his girlfriend upside down in what is seemingly a standing sixty nine but in mid process has a bowel movement on her forehead.

I was tired of dating Ratchell so last night I gave her a strunion and I believe that took care of it.

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