Physi-game

A quaint pastime involving a recreational game (such as Scrabble or air hockey) that is not played with computers.

He: Do you want to play Monopoly?
She: My iPhone battery is dead.
He: No, I mean a physi-game, with a physical board and real paper money.
She: Gee, I've never tried that!

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Belly buddy

A friend who is also pregnant.

1. My upstairs neighbor never said two words to me, but now that we're both having kids, she totally wants to be my belly buddy.

2. Look, there's Ruth! I met her in my Lamaze class! Hi, belly buddy!!!!!!

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Illiterature

Bad writing.

1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.

2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.

3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.

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