December 2nd

The day when a boy must make a decision about his intentions on a girl. The day was named in honour of a date when famous Russian literature hero Vlad Gejushin, decided that he needs a woman he loves in his life and saved her from death.

Person1: Hmm I’m not sure. Do I need her?
Person2: Come on! It’s December 2nd you got to decide!

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Vlad Gejushin

Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.

Person1: Did you see how John saved Emily yesterday?

Person2: Yeah. He was brave as Vlad Gejushin!

Rostislaving

Stands for man’s or boy’s who grovels to a woman or girl. Comes from Russian literature character (Rostislav). Which traded all he had to get woman’s sympathy, but didn’t succeed in the end.

Person1: The boys told me you were helping Alice with renovation instead of drinking whiskey with them.

Person2: Yes I was. What’s the problem?
Person1: But you had told the boys you were sleeping. You are rostislaving again. Fuck you. You are such a pussyboy!

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Mihaking

To Mihake. Comes from Russian word (Miheikin) Stands for an ugly or stupid man’s or boy’s defiant behavior. To mihake Menas to behave like an Alfa inspite not being an actual Alfa.

Person1: What do you think about about Ben’s behaviour? He tried to make his shot on Emily. It was so scary.

Person2: This guy shall stop mihaking, other way he’ll got his face crashed one day.