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noun/adjective (adverb: swaggerly-jaggin)
to imply having as much swag as mcjagger
Yea, that's some swaggin' a jagger shit right there.
abbreviation for hate-my-ass-off in either a literal sense in which you despise your ass so much that the donkey will trot off and desert you for greener pastures and a better companion who will not be as verbally or physically abusive as you were....or in a metaphorical sense in which you are basically saying that you are filled with a tremendous amount of loathing for something or someone at the moment right now
Shrek HMAOed his donkey when he said that the donkey was a worthless piece of shit that some fat bitch crapped out of her yeast-infected anus after doing anal with Owen Wilson.
I am so angry that I am HMAOing right now with anger
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the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.
Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.
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(n.) short for unnecessary urban dictionary entry.
this may include definitions of friends, widely known celebrity names, entries that should not have been qualified according to entry guidelines but for some reason made it through the system anyways, words that already exist in real dictionaries, and just about every single entry that has ever been included in urbandictionary.com ever, including this one.
urbandictionary.com is full of uudes.
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(n.) a wand-sized staff, used primarily by people whose magical abilities fall in-between the general categories of fairy/wizard and sorcerer/mage.
Gordon did not have enough room in his suitcase to fit his sorcerer staff, and he wasn't enough of a sissy to use a wand, so instead he went to the corner-store and bought himself a brand new waff.
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one is who is addicted to Neil Gaiman's The Sandman Chronicles
"i stayed up last night reading all 10 volumes of the sandman chronicles until i fell asleep, and now i have no idea when i am waking up and which reality is which and if there really IS a reality at all or if we are simply all dreams dreamt up by other dreams who dream like we do and if...." (this person is obviously a sandmanaholic)
abbreviation for hating out loud or to hate out loud
hate means to strongly dislike or loathe something.
OMG that bitch was TOTALLY HOLing on me just now!
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