hard worker

Used by oh so clever males to give other,“(female enthusiasts) “ the heads-up when “(Hotties)” are afoot. Applied singularly or to a group, talent must be Pro to All-star level in order to attain “(Hard Worker)”status. Betty Jo Bucktooth w/rack will not do, a concerted effort must be put into the “Patina” or “Veneer.” In the wild this high level of “work” tends to attract more “Hard Workers,” that then travel in groups called “Possess” or “Gaggles.”

The term is often herd in Petrified forests and the right field arcade section of Pac Bell Park. If the ohso clever male is successful in (hooking up) w/Hard Worker or “Workers,” it is customary to let out a *“(CooterYell)”, ”YYYYEEEHHHHHHAAAWWWWW!!!!!!"
{see Dukes of Hazzard}.
*Important note, if Cooter yell is give prior to hook-up, hook-up is usually off… unless Atlanta is playing.

On the sly… "Hard Work going on at 10'O 'clock, then again at 11, 11:25, and 11:48." In mixed company… "The level of Hard work going on around here is ASStounding!' After the 7th inning (end of beer sales), the term is often used as the “(mating call)” of the ohso clever male, thusly…"HHHEEEEYYYY HARD WORKERS!!! It is rarely successful.

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female enthusiasts

A fanatical fan of females. One who is fearless in their facility to festoon females with fondness.

Akin to an “athletic supporter”?

Not to be confused with "Female euthanasia’s" who tend to be LESS enthusiastic in RE: females.

Many female enthusiasts turn to the 1974 epic Caged Heat for a rare peek into the world of HOT WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIES!!!

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