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Pulling a Golden State Warriors

When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.

"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"

by Maximus78675 November 14, 2016


Low, Slow, and Easy

When landing on a hard surface that is not a runway

"Remember the old saying, "Low, Slow, and easy?"

by Maximus78675 December 3, 2018

10👍 1👎


Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

6👍 1👎


shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 8, 2021


Flippin' the Bird

To pull the middle finger upward, as a sign of disrespect.

Dude 1: F You! *Starts Flippin' the Bird*
Dude 2: F you too! *flips the bird*

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015