Waldo

Waldo's are highly intelligent, fun loving, and fiercely loyal. Not overly concerned with fashion yet somehow remains devastingly good looking. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you are down, Waldo's will cheer you up. If you are hurt, Waldo's will help you to get better. If you are in trouble, Waldo's will come to your aid. A penchant for philosophy and knowledge of all things interesting makes Waldo's great sources of information. In the event of an emergency, Waldo's will always keep a level head. If you can find one, a Waldo is an asset to your life.

"Whoa, that dude is scary."
"No, that's just Waldo and he's going to kick your ass for being a douchebag."

"He's a hotty."
"No duh, that's Waldo."

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